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Yeah. Took me like 10-11 tries. Sad there’s no fuggin achievements bruh! Not a world ender! Although, isaac lites’ have a certain charm to them. This one especially!

Not finished

Hey… i have a serious hot take on dead fish clicker. It was a really immersive experience that i was on my phone… average NG user. But… yknow im a regular phone … user!!!

Bounce from fb to reddit, to youtube, to ng, LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO CLICK!

i found it, a new connective, nonsmelly way to like, have fun. Real. Dead fish filled, weeded commentary… but and hear me out !

I wanted checkpoints. I wanted… you to come back with like a sandwich and be all “ew, thats a fish dood… here lemme add a filter!” And start like an upgrade tree where the hive could carry a fish… another fish into the middle of the woods and, eventually learn dark fly magic and have resurrected fish make more flies; make more maggots. Dm me for discord info we can call.

You know what, im being really nice with this review. It is a good virtual juggler, and being made by one person is a feat.

Alas, the sour part of this review has begun and oh boy, do she a pucker a mighty. The mobile version of the app...fuckin runs *whole audience stands and claps and sits* it has the fuckin buttons *whole audience stands and claps and sits*, hell, it even kind of works ...

But when it loads in mobile, it’s not a filled screen, super easy fix. The buttons... if you tested them bruh would be fire...but they are laggy.

Im just an asshole who checks neegrounds on his phone though. I don’t have computer RIP!

Just send her through the portal one more time! Remaster (maybe even retexture) the grip of the game a little!

Love the achievements!

IF-dev responds:

Thanks for your feedback!

Unfortunately when i implemented the mobile controls I wasn’t testing on mobile and I didn’t know that "Mobile phones add a bit of delay to a button press which basically ruined this game".
In the sequel i'll put mobile support on top of my priorities, since it's definitely worth adding.

Sincerely, Kees van Beilen.

Lois
I shit my pants.

Slow but like, i loce it, open control scheme and a really elaborate little sandbox quest!

Spooked my keyboard.
But i feel like this could’ve been even more meta than it was intensively purposed. Cool 48 hour project 💕

So fucking hype having this noise set at your finger tips is a pretty awesome trick TOTALLY LOVE

Not enough like Matilda.
The dog doesn’t even beatbox.
Im over here trying to move my eyes to the next screen and the dang ol’ speech is being all predictable and, im just gonna take a shot in the dark and wonder for a second if im the audience for this game or not.

Love the effort and the wholesomeness as it stands. Great basis. Good ish feel.

GameBuoyGames responds:

Cheers heaps for playing and leavin' a review. Glad you liked the feel of it too.
Will keep the toning down the flood of dialogue for things I make in future too. If there's anything else you think could be improved feel free to lemme know too.
And I'll probably be using "The dog doesn't even beatbox" in conversation from now on haha.

So as it stands the alpha shows great promise for a new story for sure. I like the use of everything and the Ui feels unique yet familiar with this new pico 8 adaptation coming around newgrounds.

And you know what, you gotta make the cursor not slide, you have to be a little more aware of the blocking of the walking space.

I love the “push up to start” its intuitive. 5) stars comes from a place where like either its without a doubt hype, youre my friend and im boosting your newgrounds, or you made a slap down pretty dang spiffy piece of BWAH HAHAHA!

No need for a drawing board. But, id honestly just try to readapt a zelda style gameplay mixed with potentially a new emotional take, where, you have to use a tool to guide the friend or something??? Idk p badass tho g yeah big dick energy for sure.

Fuck shit ass fart toodily daddly i'll gladly write for you no mothafucking dilly dally. Want creative comedy, rhyming or non, fuck your stupid ass cause i'll do it so fast consider the task gone.

Spencer Hart @BlazingBiscuit

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