BlazingBiscuit's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Sitter]

FOR shame....
This is so hilarious in the best way, computers are so inside.

clocks and glocks. Bling Blow.

[Hidden Leaf Village]

anime sucks i wish it was all like this, i would have more fun as a critic this, way cause the only thing wrong with it, is a little lag...but 2006 is literally so fucking long ago.

[Basically Sonic the Hedgehog's Redesign (Sonic Movie ANIMATION)]

this is incredibly well thought out,

The story board is great the humor that it has littered through out it with misdirection and anticipation is all so greatly satires to the film and the film industry in general. I really like this cartoon and the minds behind it, wow.

[TESTLA TRUCK]

I'm seriously so at a fucking loss on how to descibe just how funny this really is,

like i didn't even find myself laughing, just so awwstruck that this fucking SLEDGE TRANCE TRUCK BEAT! Is so in sync with a canuck version of senior testla executive elon tetlsa.

very different from any animation about trucks i've ever seen ;)

[The Ballsack Ninja]

Dude this is everything kids and grown ass kids alike want to see,

BRAVO sir, bravo!

This should've actually done more back in 2018, i'm happy it's on here forever :)

ChutneyGlaze responds:

thank you :)

[Family Man]

This was minimal, and hilarious! The gags are all planned and really well timed, this is a great rough draft for i feel like, could be a bigger series even???

it as a stand alone internet upload though, is really funny, especially the whole build up to the ending, i wanna throw somebody metaphorically through drywall and have it sound like shattering glass myself :)

guess i'm getting off topic though, i enjoy this animation because of the skeletons in winter.

Spoopsered by SpoopyGANG(paid for and written by spoopyGANG)

[battleship]

I'm a tough fucking critic okay?

okay.

This animation, style, plot...fuckinnnn
really dumb.

I love it though, so hear me out.
These "men" "at war"
"are losing"
and they're being antagonized by cocky, cocks. (also liars, but that's the twist)

seriously, there's not anything like this out on the internet at time of release, so as of 13/2/20 it's a pretty guvk

[body acceptance]

i was pissed at first,
thought i was gonna get preached at for like...human moral.

nope, something way sexier.

[Mane Vane]

I like the plot,
I have a liking for the plot of...this animation.

this animations plot, at first had me liking it, but neatly enough and rightfully so, near the end of the animation you provided i couldn't stop myself from having liked it just as much as it started.

this is not an easy emotional trigger to aquifer through the internet with lines and verbal tone manipulation alone. you sir. are a sickanimator.

[Gafielf wants mac n cheese]

very funny for the reference!!!

The lines and colors and take on the very own: Mr. ARBUCKLE <3

just short is all, while you may not be taking it very seriously, that still SHOWS SOME TALENT, great job, keep it up.