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BlazingBiscuit
Fuck shit ass fart toodily daddly i'll gladly write for you no mothafucking dilly dally. Want creative comedy, rhyming or non, fuck your stupid ass cause i'll do it so fast consider the task gone.

Spencer Hart @BlazingBiscuit

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Posted by BlazingBiscuit - June 5th, 2019


Welcome

i note deeply that the relative attitudes of all my posts are in touch with the world of utter stoned thoughts.

I also note that the use of random

  • seemingly pointless
  • kinda abstract office humor
  • could just be better off maybe not used.

SO, you came for comedy? I'll tell you about the time when me, 3 thoughts, and a bus all had an encounter.


Walking to the stop, headphones in full use

  1. i'm air guitaring and heavily involved in placing my fingers in the right places, of where, the actual musician is, i look like a fool
  2. living in floirda, the consequences of heat it self are imminent as soon as you step outside and clothes are basically instantly regretted.
  3. i'm hungry

i have only 7 minutes to walk 0.48 km

and that's AFTER i run back to my house, basically ignore my girlfriend, put new clothes on, and try to be AGOODBOYFRIEND and acknowledge the poor girl before she starts her day.


and you just read a rant....lol...

if you didn't laugh, you wasted time.

go outside


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The parenthetical for this post is “Walk Hard” because I totally made the bus