BlazingBiscuit's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Triangle n' Octagon 2]

Okay so check this out,
As a sequel, it really sets a darker tone for tri-bo here...
he...
totally had some ACTION dude!!!
i mean damn, seriously!!! I know bill and ted 3 is coming out soon relative to this review, but DAMN! top this...

Totally original. I'm gonna make this tab turn into xvideos :)

[Triangle n' Octagon]

See, this is almost ageless without the whole edge set to kill mode going on.
it's cool, and the extreme edginess really comes from the satire routine of being angst-filled for the sake of plot.

but also making a joke inside of the commentary, of being a "satire routine of being angst-filled for the sake of plot."

they just fucking poof, no crazy.../pol/ shit. Totally original.
I'm gonna go watch the 2nd one now.

[ELON]

Good animation and cells. Original.
Totally like, socially awkward conservative cold facts.

I wanna leave the page now :) thanks.

[Madness FOYPination 1: The Prequel: The Finale: The Conclusion: The Sequel: The Infinite]

honestly could be way worse.
funny to me, not funny to me in a couple years...but still novel.

i fuck with it.

[An Experiment]

ummmm, i'm gonna release full critical powers.

this from the start seemed very closed corridor, and honestly like, a blast from the past, when the hands get trapped, you see it coming
BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS TO COME!

great story telling, the animation of everything is enough to make the viewer go "huh, i'm watching a story, with hella blood this kicks ass!"

did Millennial hour do the same thing with visual story telling on a much less bloody in the same week...sure.
but no blood? cmon millennial hour...we know what you really wanted to come out of that sticker machine.

[MILLENNIUM HOUR]

No happy ending???
I LOVE IT!!!

technically, you could fucking milk this multi-medium character and plot, BUT YOU DIDN'T MAN! it's so recognizably it's own niche of emotional, commentary filled, nostalgic energy going on for it.

this is really unique, and i can even see myself, sharing it with people and not feel like a total outcast. (okay well i mean, people...who like animation i suppose...Everyone's a critic)

[Sonic of thrones]

Hi i'm emo.
i have never been obese, or had fantasies about eating any one beings fecal matter before, or ever been interested in the seasons of game of thrones in the slightest.

why i appreciate this cartoon, is the satirical pacing and explicit humor expressing that me as an audience viewer are numb to the core and only actually want to see obtuse concepts before us with little to no context as to why...

they're at a restaurant.
or why i got hard when sonic squinted.

[Poor Miyawr Roar]

is old porn.
i would've got in trouble for looking at this when it came out.

parts of me still think that if many people found out about me even typing this comment they wuold be all like

"He's a twisted one, this individual is a direct result of the perverse poverty in the country he was born in. shame. what a shame filled THING we truly witness now..."

i nutted.

[X Æ A-12]

Why did that fucking song slap so hard word after word???

whatever, listen this was a logistical nightmare to sit through...i loved it, i'm gonna show my friends.

I only hope they're higher than me when i show them hahahahahahahhahahahhahhahhahhahhhahhhhhhh

['inhaler']

Like a fucking champ